Bob - 冬春秋夏 & 水火土風 & 北南東西

Bob's inside of right leg.
It reads "toh shun shuh ka" (冬春秋夏), and it means winter, spring, fall, and summer.
The funny thing is the order of the seasons is utterly wrong. It should be 春夏秋冬 "shun ka shuh toh" in Japanese. There is no other order in terms of seasons. I don't think fall comes right after spring in any other area on the globe either.
His outside of left leg.
It reads "sui ka do fuh" (水火土風), and it means water, fire, earth/soil, and wind.
They are four fundamental elements which Greeks thought consist of everything. I don't know if there is a correct order for this matter.
His outside of right leg.
It reads "hoku nan tou zai" (北南東西), and it means north, south, east, and west. I know this is the correct order in English. However, that is wrong in Japanese, which makes the Japanese people laugh out loud including me. The correct order in Kanji character is 東西南北 "toh zai nan boku" and there is no other way.

There is no tattoo on his inside of left leg. We could expect one more funny tattoo there soon.